Love the police presence here. Someone had to keep a maddened populace from tearing down LeBron’s oversized Nike ad, though perhaps Clevelandians would have been too disheartened by The Decision to make the effort.
Also, this:
There’s a normal way of doing things, and there’s the dick way of doing things, and making your own free agency a two-year drama capped off with an infomercial directed by Senor Spielbergo falls squarely in the purview of FLAMING FUCKING DICK MOVES.
My name is Phil Barron, and I approve this message.
