So M gave me permission to purchase a new Weber grill. A big Weber grill. A Weber grill with propane-powered ignition for starting the charcoal.
I made my way at once to the nearest home store to make the buy. Naturally, the box did not fit in the car. I made do by opening the box right there in the parking lot and stuffing the vehicle with each and every part. Then I flagged down a nearby sales associate. “Recycle this, please,” I said cheerfully as I handed him the empty box.
The Weber Performer, before assembly:
And after:
Ta-dah!
The Performer has indeed performed for us. The summer has just been upgraded.


And the clouds parted, and the celestial chior rang "AAAAAHHHH!" throughout the heavens! :)
I so love grillin'!
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