We would call this an aside: Like a Twitter status update, but written here at the site. Like a blog post, but much more brief, no front page title, no (easily accessed) single post, maybe.
First: This site layout experiment is based on the mobile-first example set by Brian Rieger and Stephanie Rieger at Yiibu. You should totally visit their site if you - like me- want to think and learn more deeply about what it means to have a 'responsive' site.
Second: This entry is a featured post, which means here that it's just the most recent post of any substantial length and substance, irrespective of the actual topic of the entry. The category assigned to featured posts is 'Longreads.' They'd normally be a lot longer than this, ha ha.
Third: Beyonce Knowles, goddamn.